Don't it make your browneye..., um, never mind.

What a way to start out the new year and a new blog? How about blogging about anal bleaching? Okay, first off, yuck. But secondly, really? Who knew? TMZ had a video clip of "Dr. 90210" Robert Rey, who says that as a result of the porn industry, there is, in fact, business in "anal bleaching."

I have to explain my thought train here. I was showering last night (oh no, here it comes) and yes, I dropped the sliver of soap onto the shower floor. As I leaned over to pick it up, the old "Don't bend over in the shower" line came to mind. And then I remembered. I ran through my normal online news sources at the beginning of the day (foxnews.com, weather.com, people.com, usmagazine.com, tmz.com) and came across the Dr. Rey clip. Honestly, I was floored by the revelation. It never occurred to me, that the, um, "browneye"needed to be anything but (ha, ha. I said butt. Really. I said it in my mind). Okay, so feel free to stop reading but the worst is "behind" us. No, honestly. I'm done.

I just thought I'd throw that little visual your way. Of course, it's not as if now that I've corrupted someone else's mind with it that I'll be free of it myself. If only. I can't tell you what I'd do to take back that particularly wretched, loathsome (Kyndall-created, mind you) image. Never again do I want to wonder, "Don't it make your browneye... less brown?"